Researching online, Penguin tries to draw a conclusion from several perspectives on the same action. On his screen he sees, “Snowden is NOT a patriot.” and “Snowden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.” Penguin’s though is, “Is patriotism anti-peace?”
Holding a contraption up to the tailpipe on Beet, the VW camper van, Penguin and Angry Egg have a conversation.
Angry Egg says to Penguin, “What’s that?”
“It’s my new invention. It converts exhaust to bitcoins,” says Penguin.
Angry Egg answers, “Converting hot air to currency? That’s not new, it’s called politics.”
Parked in a parking lot, Penguin looks at a new “Pick Up After Your Car” bag dispenser. Penguin things, “I need a bigger bag.”
With a new 3D printer, Penguin reads the instructions, “Make anything.” And thinks about 3D printing an igloo.
Penguin sitting in Beet, pulled over by an authority figure with a badge. Authority asks Penguin, “Know why I pulled you over?”
Penguin answers, “Colorado plates? Driving too slow? Profiling? You don’t like penguins?”
Walking together, Angry Egg says to Penguin, “It’s so cold today. What happened to global warming?”
Walking together, Tip, Angry Egg and Penguin hear a smart phone, “ding!”
Penguin says, “Argh! Is that my phone?”
Angry Egg says, “I HATE that sound!”
Tip looks at his phone and says, “Ha!” taps at his phone and presses Send.
Driving in Beet, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip, “Why don’t you use the seatbelt?”
Penguin, “Not using it is safer. Each time I’ve been in an accident I was using a seatbelt. I’ve never been in an accident while not using a seatbelt.”
Tip, “That does’t sound right.”
Walking together, Bruce the no vegan zombie and Penguin have a conversation.
Penguin, “Are you sure your zombie bit will make me a vegan?”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “How do you feel about this grass?
Penguin, “I sense chemical fertilizer and have an odd craving for kale.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Metamorphosis complete.”
After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.
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