Parking signs as subliminal messages.
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True friends won’t mess up your vacation
Chapter: Life without ice
Characters: Barista, Beet, Bruce the no vegan zombie, Bureaucrat, Chuck, Grumpy Old Dude, HR manager, Joe_l, Penguin
Location: Road
Beet, the VW camper van, is broken down, smoke coming from the rear (is the smoke in the shape of a question mark?). Penguin looking at the engine, scratching his head as friends stand around, doing their own things. One says, “Your stupid car is ruining MY vacation!!!”
With a tub of recyclables in hand, Penguin finds a recycling container labeled, Recycling for Residents Only. The sign doesn’t deter Penguins green goal. He hides behind a wall, peeking around to be sure he can recycle and run.
Holding a contraption up to the tailpipe on Beet, the VW camper van, Penguin and Angry Egg have a conversation.
Angry Egg says to Penguin, “What’s that?”
“It’s my new invention. It converts exhaust to bitcoins,” says Penguin.
Angry Egg answers, “Converting hot air to currency? That’s not new, it’s called politics.”
Parked in a parking lot, Penguin looks at a new “Pick Up After Your Car” bag dispenser. Penguin things, “I need a bigger bag.”
Penguin sitting in Beet, pulled over by an authority figure with a badge. Authority asks Penguin, “Know why I pulled you over?”
Penguin answers, “Colorado plates? Driving too slow? Profiling? You don’t like penguins?”