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Attending a yoga class and in downward facing dog pose, Penguin’s yoga instructor starts the class, “Yoga is for individualistic growth, find the union of consciousness, breath and awareness. And now we are offering a discounted monthly rate on improving your individual growth.”
Standing in the Immigration & Custom Enforcement (I.C.E) line, Penguin says, “The entire time I’ve been looking for ice, I.C.E. has been looking for me.
Following a mug shot and detention, Penguin finds himself caught in the web of bureaucracy.
Penguin: “My country melted and I’ve been detailed for being here. I’d like to be set free, please.”
Bureaucrat: “Not only are you in the wrong country, you’re in the wrong line.”