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Chapter: Life without ice
Location: Gallery
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True friends won’t mess up your vacation
Chapter: Life without ice
Characters: Barista, Beet, Bruce the no vegan zombie, Bureaucrat, Chuck, Grumpy Old Dude, HR manager, Joe_l, Penguin
Location: Road
Beet, the VW camper van, is broken down, smoke coming from the rear (is the smoke in the shape of a question mark?). Penguin looking at the engine, scratching his head as friends stand around, doing their own things. One says, “Your stupid car is ruining MY vacation!!!”
Attending a yoga class and in downward facing dog pose, Penguin’s yoga instructor starts the class, “Yoga is for individualistic growth, find the union of consciousness, breath and awareness. And now we are offering a discounted monthly rate on improving your individual growth.”
Standing in the Immigration & Custom Enforcement (I.C.E) line, Penguin says, “The entire time I’ve been looking for ice, I.C.E. has been looking for me.
Following a mug shot and detention, Penguin finds himself caught in the web of bureaucracy.
Penguin: “My country melted and I’ve been detailed for being here. I’d like to be set free, please.”
Bureaucrat: “Not only are you in the wrong country, you’re in the wrong line.”