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Attending a yoga class and in downward facing dog pose, Penguin’s yoga instructor starts the class, “Yoga is for individualistic growth, find the union of consciousness, breath and awareness. And now we are offering a discounted monthly rate on improving your individual growth.”
Standing at the doorway to a Vegan restaurant, Penguin opens his mouth to have it inspected. “Hmmm, evidence of fish,” says the Vegan inspector, “sorry, no admittance.”