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Policies are made to be enforced.
Patent protection is available for anything, no matter how terrible.
Expert status comes with plenty of second guessing.
Angry Egg complains to Penguin about incompetent people.
“I don’t know how else to explain it. Some people are just too dumb to get it.” complains Angry Egg.
Penguin responds, “I listened to your explanation and I still don’t understand.”
To which Angry Egg replies, “Then you’re too dumb!”
Standing in Overlords Inc. headquarters, Chuck says to Angry Egg, “Mr. Angry Egg, we are ready to send the secret documents to WikiLeaks.”
Angry Egg replies, “We can’t cause trouble this week. NPR is running a pledge drive. We won’t get any coverage.”
The truism of the ages shows itself during a job interview. Grumpy Old Dude is applying for a new job at Angry Egg’s unknown startup. “Punk hipster kid!” thinks Grumpy Old Dude, saying “I’m here about a job.” in an old man sounding voice. Angry Egg takes a look at this guy and says, “Everything is entry level. I’m afraid you’re overqualified.” and he thinks “You are SO old!”