Back on the factory floor, Robot Nib follows up with Ruby the robot about control of the media.
Robot Nib asks Ruby the robot, “Ruby, how do you control popular media?”
Ruby responds, “I’m employed by every mayor outlet as a freelance journalist.”
“Freelance sounds awesome!” responds Nib.
Ruby retorts, “The benefits are not so good.”
Ruby the robot talks with Robot Nib on the factory floor.
Ruby the robot says, “Thanks to my control of popular media, the mouth breathers think offshoring is to blame for fewer jobs.”
“Those offshore herds are taking our jobs!” responds Robot Nib.
“No you idiot. The robotic race is taking the jobs.” responds Ruby the robot. “HA HA HA HA! Robots are awesome!” laughs Robot Nib.
Ruby says, “Next week I shift the blame to cats.” Confused, Robot Nib says, “I like cats.”
On the factory floor, Penguin asks Ruby the robot, “Why do I work for you? It seems like you should work for me.” To which Ruby the robot responds, “I have an opposable thumb.”
Starting a new job, Penguin, referred to as employee number 1984, receives instructions.
Boss: “Employee number 1984, your job is to support Ruby the robot.”
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