Chuck with a chainsaw; poetry.
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It’s amazing that with all our faults we find anyone to share life with.
Freedom has its limitations.
Walking together, Tip asks, “Did you hear about the passenger pigeon?” “Which one?” asks Penguin. “That’s just it. They are extinct!” answers Tip. “Who’s going to carry all the little notes?” asks Angry Egg. Tip responds, “Twitter.” to which Angry Egg answers, “So technology is to blame!”
Walking together, Angry Egg says to Penguin, “It’s so cold today. What happened to global warming?”
Walking together, Tip, Angry Egg and Penguin hear a smart phone, “ding!”
Penguin says, “Argh! Is that my phone?”
Angry Egg says, “I HATE that sound!”
Tip looks at his phone and says, “Ha!” taps at his phone and presses Send.
Walking together, Bruce the no vegan zombie and Penguin have a conversation.
Penguin, “Are you sure your zombie bit will make me a vegan?”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “How do you feel about this grass?
Penguin, “I sense chemical fertilizer and have an odd craving for kale.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Metamorphosis complete.”