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True friends won’t mess up your vacation
Chapter: Life without ice
Characters: Barista, Beet, Bruce the no vegan zombie, Bureaucrat, Chuck, Grumpy Old Dude, HR manager, Joe_l, Penguin
Location: Road
Beet, the VW camper van, is broken down, smoke coming from the rear (is the smoke in the shape of a question mark?). Penguin looking at the engine, scratching his head as friends stand around, doing their own things. One says, “Your stupid car is ruining MY vacation!!!”
Penguin sitting in Beet, pulled over by an authority figure with a badge. Authority asks Penguin, “Know why I pulled you over?”
Penguin answers, “Colorado plates? Driving too slow? Profiling? You don’t like penguins?”
Driving in Beet, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip, “Why don’t you use the seatbelt?”
Penguin, “Not using it is safer. Each time I’ve been in an accident I was using a seatbelt. I’ve never been in an accident while not using a seatbelt.”
Tip, “That does’t sound right.”
In a hurry to get to yoga, a driver honks at Beet, the VW camper van, driven by Penguin. The hurried driver honks and yells at Penguin, “Get out of MY way! I’M late for yoga!!!”
Standing on the side of a road, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip: “What kind of opportunities advertise with homemade signs posted on the side of the road?”
Penguin: “Only the best.”
Beet, the VW camper van is broken down on the side of the road. Penguin underneath, repairing something, Tip, happily sitting on the van. And they have a conversation.
Tip: “What happened to Antarctica?”
Penguin: “It melted”
Tip: “I thought continents were too big to fail.”