After spilling coffee on the carpet, Penguin calls in Dick the carpet cleaner from Dick’s Carpet.
“It’s a coffee stain. Can you clean it?” asks Penguin. Dick replies, “I know my stains. That there is no coffee stain.” Penguin responds, “Why would I mislead you? I want you to have the best information available to clean my carpet.”
Dick smugly replies, “Nope. That’s not coffee.”