Sitting in his bubble chair, searching for a job, Penguin thinks, “I must consider the impact a new job will have on my quality of life. When I love my job the days fly by. When the days fly by so does my life. I’ll be dead before I know it.” “To make life feel longer I should find a job I hate, where the hours feel like days.” “Existential crisis get in the way of every job search.”
The truism of the ages shows itself during a job interview. Grumpy Old Dude is applying for a new job at Angry Egg’s unknown startup. “Punk hipster kid!” thinks Grumpy Old Dude, saying “I’m here about a job.” in an old man sounding voice. Angry Egg takes a look at this guy and says, “Everything is entry level. I’m afraid you’re overqualified.” and he thinks “You are SO old!”
Sitting in a job interview, Penguin faces human resources. HR manager says, “We want employees who act as agents of change.”
“Then why do you require such specific experience?” asks Penguin.
“We don’t want that much change.” responds the HR manager.
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