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After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.