Walking together, Bruce the no vegan zombie and Penguin have a conversation.
Penguin, “Are you sure your zombie bit will make me a vegan?”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “How do you feel about this grass?
Penguin, “I sense chemical fertilizer and have an odd craving for kale.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Metamorphosis complete.”
After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.
After signing up for health insurance, Penguin faces an immediate health concern.
Penguin, “Yay! Finally signed up for health insurance.” Bruce the no vegan zombie bites Penguin, who says, “And just in time.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie thinks, “Yuck! Vegetarian.”
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