Wow! I lost days.
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Sitting in his bubble chair, searching for a job, Penguin thinks, “I must consider the impact a new job will have on my quality of life. When I love my job the days fly by. When the days fly by so does my life. I’ll be dead before I know it.” “To make life feel longer I should find a job I hate, where the hours feel like days.” “Existential crisis get in the way of every job search.”
On opposite ends of email auto-responders, Angry Egg is happy they are ‘working’. However Penguin is frustrated by his inability to communicate.
Angry Egg reads his analytics which show an upward trend in clicks and says, “They interact with my auto-responders! My system is perfect!” On the other end Penguin is frustrated, “What? This makes no sense. Maybe if I ask another way…”
Sitting in a job interview, Penguin faces human resources. HR manager says, “We want employees who act as agents of change.”
“Then why do you require such specific experience?” asks Penguin.
“We don’t want that much change.” responds the HR manager.
