Sitting in a room together with the TV on, the TV crowd cheers. “YAY!” yell Angry Egg, Tip and Penguin. “What happened?” asks Penguin. “You cheered. You should know.” says Angry Egg. “Can you believe this?” Angry Egg says to Tip with distaste to the inactive watching of Penguin, to which Tip replies, “What?”
Researching online, Penguin tries to draw a conclusion from several perspectives on the same action. On his screen he sees, “Snowden is NOT a patriot.” and “Snowden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize.” Penguin’s though is, “Is patriotism anti-peace?”
After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.
After signing up for health insurance, Penguin faces an immediate health concern.
Penguin, “Yay! Finally signed up for health insurance.” Bruce the no vegan zombie bites Penguin, who says, “And just in time.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie thinks, “Yuck! Vegetarian.”
Searching for lifesaving CPR, Penguin finds himself making a pledge to get help.
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