Zombie Oaks enters Altered Habitat.
Blyat the zombie approaches Penguin, “NYARRGH”. Penguin responds, “Too late. I was zombie bit months ago. Turned me Vegan.”
Walking together, Bruce the no vegan zombie and Penguin have a conversation.
Penguin, “Are you sure your zombie bit will make me a vegan?”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “How do you feel about this grass?
Penguin, “I sense chemical fertilizer and have an odd craving for kale.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Metamorphosis complete.”
After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.
Standing at the doorway to a Vegan restaurant, Penguin opens his mouth to have it inspected. “Hmmm, evidence of fish,” says the Vegan inspector, “sorry, no admittance.”
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