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Attending a yoga class and in downward facing dog pose, Penguin’s yoga instructor starts the class, “Yoga is for individualistic growth, find the union of consciousness, breath and awareness. And now we are offering a discounted monthly rate on improving your individual growth.”
In a hurry to get to yoga, a driver honks at Beet, the VW camper van, driven by Penguin. The hurried driver honks and yells at Penguin, “Get out of MY way! I’M late for yoga!!!”
Leaving yoga, Penguin finds himself unable to breathe without thinking “inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale”.