Standing in the Happy Place Market grocery store, Penguin looks at the fish alternative, “Tofish, Like real fish, but without Mercury.”
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Life without ice
180 comics.
In a classroom with students, Penguin proctors a standardized test.
Penguin: “Students, this is a standardized test. It will not impact your grade.”
Angry Egg: “What’s the point?”
Penguin: “How well you do gives me a grade as a teacher.”
Angry Egg: “In that case, see you later.”
“No coffee for prisoners” says a guard, but Penguin has his coffee delivered by an Amazon drone.
Standing in the Immigration & Custom Enforcement (I.C.E) line, Penguin says, “The entire time I’ve been looking for ice, I.C.E. has been looking for me.
Following a mug shot and detention, Penguin finds himself caught in the web of bureaucracy.
Penguin: “My country melted and I’ve been detailed for being here. I’d like to be set free, please.”
Bureaucrat: “Not only are you in the wrong country, you’re in the wrong line.”
Mug shot of Penguin, letter board says, “Illegal Alien”
Trying a new coffee stain removing toothpaste, Penguin discovers that it works, just not the way he expected.
Standing on the side of a road, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip: “What kind of opportunities advertise with homemade signs posted on the side of the road?”
Penguin: “Only the best.”
