Angry Egg complains to Penguin about incompetent people.
“I don’t know how else to explain it. Some people are just too dumb to get it.” complains Angry Egg.
Penguin responds, “I listened to your explanation and I still don’t understand.”
To which Angry Egg replies, “Then you’re too dumb!”
The skills of the average Haitian make MacGyver look like an amateur.
Overlooking Port-au-Prince skyline, penguin wonders at the unfinished building dynamic.
Altered Habitat goes to Haiti. Things are going to look different for the next three weeks.
Standing in Overlords Inc. headquarters, Chuck says to Angry Egg, “Mr. Angry Egg, we are ready to send the secret documents to WikiLeaks.”
Angry Egg replies, “We can’t cause trouble this week. NPR is running a pledge drive. We won’t get any coverage.”
The truism of the ages shows itself during a job interview. Grumpy Old Dude is applying for a new job at Angry Egg’s unknown startup. “Punk hipster kid!” thinks Grumpy Old Dude, saying “I’m here about a job.” in an old man sounding voice. Angry Egg takes a look at this guy and says, “Everything is entry level. I’m afraid you’re overqualified.” and he thinks “You are SO old!”
On opposite ends of email auto-responders, Angry Egg is happy they are ‘working’. However Penguin is frustrated by his inability to communicate.
Angry Egg reads his analytics which show an upward trend in clicks and says, “They interact with my auto-responders! My system is perfect!” On the other end Penguin is frustrated, “What? This makes no sense. Maybe if I ask another way…”
