Walking together, Bruce the no vegan zombie and Penguin have a conversation.
Penguin, “Are you sure your zombie bit will make me a vegan?”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “How do you feel about this grass?
Penguin, “I sense chemical fertilizer and have an odd craving for kale.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Metamorphosis complete.”
After being bitten by Bruce the no vegan zombie, Penguin faces a fear; zombie bites not being covered by his health insurance.
Penguin, “Ouch! I hope my insurance covers zombie bites.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie, “Don’t worry. Vegetarians don’t become zombies. Not enough blood thirst. They become vegan.”
“Nooo!!!” screams Penguin.
After signing up for health insurance, Penguin faces an immediate health concern.
Penguin, “Yay! Finally signed up for health insurance.” Bruce the no vegan zombie bites Penguin, who says, “And just in time.”
Bruce the no vegan zombie thinks, “Yuck! Vegetarian.”
Standing in the audience of an event, Penguin takes a selfie, by himself.
Events bring together groups of people who need to buy $8 beer and $5 pretzels. Business models are built around economic expectations. When Penguin tries to attend an event, he is recognized to be only a ticket holder and is kicked out due to his lack of increased profit potential.
Security guard: “According to our profit/loss detector, your economic value is too low for this event.”
Hungry and standing at a waterfront, Penguin finds a Duck Food dispenser next to a sign, “Do not feed the penguins!”
Looking for a cup of coffee, Penguin reads the menu board. Local Coffee, our beans come from: Brazil, Guatemala, Columbia, Vietnam, Costa Rica, Ethiopia, Kenya, Peru. Supporting local business: Grow local jobs. Grow local economy. Cultivate local flavor.
Attending a yoga class and in downward facing dog pose, Penguin’s yoga instructor starts the class, “Yoga is for individualistic growth, find the union of consciousness, breath and awareness. And now we are offering a discounted monthly rate on improving your individual growth.”
