Considering his meal options, Penguin likes the honesty of the menu.
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Lying in bed, Penguin looks for a pen to make a note, and sees it on the floor, thinks, “If I were a Jedi, I could be so much lazier.”
Penguin remembers a simpler time, reading on a kindle by candle light.
Freedom has its limitations.
Chuck and Penguin discuss how Facebook makes money.
Angry Egg complains to Penguin about incompetent people.
“I don’t know how else to explain it. Some people are just too dumb to get it.” complains Angry Egg.
Penguin responds, “I listened to your explanation and I still don’t understand.”
To which Angry Egg replies, “Then you’re too dumb!”
Sitting in David’s Bar, Chuck says to Penguin, “You lost weight. What’s your secret?”
“Lived the better part of a month in Haiti.” responds Penguin.
“Fat camp?” asks Chuck.
“No, living as a local.” responds Penguin.