Walking in Haiti, Penguin spots what he thinks is a bank.
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Penguin and Lovelie have an opportunity to try out their language skills.
Altered Habitat goes to Haiti. Things are going to look different for the next three weeks.
Sitting in his bubble chair, searching for a job, Penguin thinks, “I must consider the impact a new job will have on my quality of life. When I love my job the days fly by. When the days fly by so does my life. I’ll be dead before I know it.” “To make life feel longer I should find a job I hate, where the hours feel like days.” “Existential crisis get in the way of every job search.”
After spilling coffee on the carpet, Penguin calls in Dick the carpet cleaner from Dick’s Carpet.
“It’s a coffee stain. Can you clean it?” asks Penguin. Dick replies, “I know my stains. That there is no coffee stain.” Penguin responds, “Why would I mislead you? I want you to have the best information available to clean my carpet.”
Dick smugly replies, “Nope. That’s not coffee.”
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On opposite ends of email auto-responders, Angry Egg is happy they are ‘working’. However Penguin is frustrated by his inability to communicate.
Angry Egg reads his analytics which show an upward trend in clicks and says, “They interact with my auto-responders! My system is perfect!” On the other end Penguin is frustrated, “What? This makes no sense. Maybe if I ask another way…”
At a health checkup, Doc says to Penguin, “You need to reduce your stress. Here’s your bill.”
Penguin reacts to the bill with stresses surprise.
True friends won’t mess up your vacation
Chapter: Life without ice
Characters: Barista, Beet, Bruce the no vegan zombie, Bureaucrat, Chuck, Grumpy Old Dude, HR manager, Joe_l, Penguin
Location: Road
Beet, the VW camper van, is broken down, smoke coming from the rear (is the smoke in the shape of a question mark?). Penguin looking at the engine, scratching his head as friends stand around, doing their own things. One says, “Your stupid car is ruining MY vacation!!!”