After spilling coffee on the carpet, Penguin calls in Dick the carpet cleaner from Dick’s Carpet.
“It’s a coffee stain. Can you clean it?” asks Penguin. Dick replies, “I know my stains. That there is no coffee stain.” Penguin responds, “Why would I mislead you? I want you to have the best information available to clean my carpet.”
Dick smugly replies, “Nope. That’s not coffee.”
Standing in Overlords Inc. headquarters, Chuck says to Angry Egg, “Mr. Angry Egg, we are ready to send the secret documents to WikiLeaks.”
Angry Egg replies, “We can’t cause trouble this week. NPR is running a pledge drive. We won’t get any coverage.”
The truism of the ages shows itself during a job interview. Grumpy Old Dude is applying for a new job at Angry Egg’s unknown startup. “Punk hipster kid!” thinks Grumpy Old Dude, saying “I’m here about a job.” in an old man sounding voice. Angry Egg takes a look at this guy and says, “Everything is entry level. I’m afraid you’re overqualified.” and he thinks “You are SO old!”
On opposite ends of email auto-responders, Angry Egg is happy they are ‘working’. However Penguin is frustrated by his inability to communicate.
Angry Egg reads his analytics which show an upward trend in clicks and says, “They interact with my auto-responders! My system is perfect!” On the other end Penguin is frustrated, “What? This makes no sense. Maybe if I ask another way…”
At a health checkup, Doc says to Penguin, “You need to reduce your stress. Here’s your bill.”
Penguin reacts to the bill with stresses surprise.
Beet, the VW camper van, is broken down, smoke coming from the rear (is the smoke in the shape of a question mark?). Penguin looking at the engine, scratching his head as friends stand around, doing their own things. One says, “Your stupid car is ruining MY vacation!!!”
Ruby the robot talks with Robot Nib on the factory floor.
Ruby the robot says, “Thanks to my control of popular media, the mouth breathers think offshoring is to blame for fewer jobs.”
“Those offshore herds are taking our jobs!” responds Robot Nib.
“No you idiot. The robotic race is taking the jobs.” responds Ruby the robot. “HA HA HA HA! Robots are awesome!” laughs Robot Nib.
Ruby says, “Next week I shift the blame to cats.” Confused, Robot Nib says, “I like cats.”
Tip: “So twitter killed the Passenger Pigeon by delivering messages faster?”
Angry Egg: “Not exactly. Twitter embodies the consciousness of passenger pigeons.
Tip: “How did they do that?”
Angry Egg: “A combination of Tron technology and the infinite monkey theorem.”
Chuck takes his chainsaw to a garden of roses.
Walking together, Tip asks, “Did you hear about the passenger pigeon?” “Which one?” asks Penguin. “That’s just it. They are extinct!” answers Tip. “Who’s going to carry all the little notes?” asks Angry Egg. Tip responds, “Twitter.” to which Angry Egg answers, “So technology is to blame!”