You know the different quality levels available at the hardware store. Good, Better, Best. Well, there is a lower tier. The “Direct to Haiti” quality level. It seems everything sent to Haiti is of a quality level lower than terrible, and I’m not sure why.
If you ever get a place in Haiti, greet your neighbors. Everyone will help you to clean your new place.
Penguin and Lovelie have an opportunity to try out their language skills.
Altered Habitat goes to Haiti. Things are going to look different for the next three weeks.
Sitting in his bubble chair, searching for a job, Penguin thinks, “I must consider the impact a new job will have on my quality of life. When I love my job the days fly by. When the days fly by so does my life. I’ll be dead before I know it.” “To make life feel longer I should find a job I hate, where the hours feel like days.” “Existential crisis get in the way of every job search.”
Back on the factory floor, Robot Nib follows up with Ruby the robot about control of the media.
Robot Nib asks Ruby the robot, “Ruby, how do you control popular media?”
Ruby responds, “I’m employed by every mayor outlet as a freelance journalist.”
“Freelance sounds awesome!” responds Nib.
Ruby retorts, “The benefits are not so good.”
