Life without ice
Angry Egg complains to Penguin about incompetent people.
“I don’t know how else to explain it. Some people are just too dumb to get it.” complains Angry Egg.
Penguin responds, “I listened to your explanation and I still don’t understand.”
To which Angry Egg replies, “Then you’re too dumb!”
Sitting in David’s Bar, Chuck says to Penguin, “You lost weight. What’s your secret?”
“Lived the better part of a month in Haiti.” responds Penguin.
“Fat camp?” asks Chuck.
“No, living as a local.” responds Penguin.
Looking in the mirror, Penguin sees a head covered in dandruff and thinks, “How can I have dandruff…I’m bald.”
Flying home, mountains of Haiti in the background, Penguin realizes he is a bird who can’t fly. Thank You Haiti!
Haitian water trucks play music as they drive around, alerting residents to bring out their water jugs for some high quality H2O. Reminds me of ice cream trucks in the US.
Riding in the questionably built tap tap, the public transportation of Haiti, penguins asks, “What happens in a crash?”









