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The skills of the average Haitian make MacGyver look like an amateur.
Travelling and observing, Tip makes an observation, “Why don’t Haitian drivers wear glasses?”
Penguin responds, “Haitians must have great vision.”
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Tip: “So twitter killed the Passenger Pigeon by delivering messages faster?”
Angry Egg: “Not exactly. Twitter embodies the consciousness of passenger pigeons.
Tip: “How did they do that?”
Angry Egg: “A combination of Tron technology and the infinite monkey theorem.”
Walking together, Tip asks, “Did you hear about the passenger pigeon?” “Which one?” asks Penguin. “That’s just it. They are extinct!” answers Tip. “Who’s going to carry all the little notes?” asks Angry Egg. Tip responds, “Twitter.” to which Angry Egg answers, “So technology is to blame!”
At the dinner table, forks in hand, Penguin declares, “Dinner has been boring…So I spiced it up with a special ingredient.”
Just then Angry Egg breathes fire. Seems his food is a bit too spicy hot. Tip says, “Can we go back to boring?”