Standing on the tarmac, looking at a penguin airplane, Angry Egg says, “I’m not getting on that.”
“Why not?” asks Penguin.
“Penguin’s don’t fly.” answers Angry Egg.
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Tip, riding the Jakobshavn Glacier, Penguin asks, “What are you doing?”. “I’m taking mass transit” responds Tip.
Library
Chapter: Life without ice
Public Library. The sign says, Welcome to your library, the place for: Loud phone conversations. Sink baths. And we still have encyclopedias!
Walking toward the library with Tip and Angry Egg, Penguin says, “I need to make a call. Let’s go in here.”
“Good, I need to wash up.” says Angry Egg.
Sitting in a room together with the TV on, the TV crowd cheers. “YAY!” yell Angry Egg, Tip and Penguin. “What happened?” asks Penguin. “You cheered. You should know.” says Angry Egg. “Can you believe this?” Angry Egg says to Tip with distaste to the inactive watching of Penguin, to which Tip replies, “What?”
Walking together, Tip, Angry Egg and Penguin hear a smart phone, “ding!”
Penguin says, “Argh! Is that my phone?”
Angry Egg says, “I HATE that sound!”
Tip looks at his phone and says, “Ha!” taps at his phone and presses Send.
Driving in Beet, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip, “Why don’t you use the seatbelt?”
Penguin, “Not using it is safer. Each time I’ve been in an accident I was using a seatbelt. I’ve never been in an accident while not using a seatbelt.”
Tip, “That does’t sound right.”
In a classroom with students, Penguin proctors a standardized test.
Penguin: “Students, this is a standardized test. It will not impact your grade.”
Angry Egg: “What’s the point?”
Penguin: “How well you do gives me a grade as a teacher.”
Angry Egg: “In that case, see you later.”
Standing on the side of a road, Tip and Penguin have a conversation.
Tip: “What kind of opportunities advertise with homemade signs posted on the side of the road?”
Penguin: “Only the best.”
