Sleeping in some random Christmas tree, Penguin dreams of icy days with plenty of fish.
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Trying to donate food for the hungry, Penguin finds himself with an unacceptable donation, a sale priced fish.
Penguin dumping trash in the ocean.
Leaving yoga, Penguin finds himself unable to breathe without thinking “inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale”.
Searching for lifesaving CPR, Penguin finds himself making a pledge to get help.
Penguin tries crossing the US to Canada border and is stopped by a Mountie with a gun.
Penguin rejects an update request on his smartphone.
