↓ TranscriptPenguin starts a To Do list. Start Flossing, check Job interview, check Wearing a new tie, Penguin smiles, exposing his recently flossed and bleeding gums.
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Penguin opens his mail to discover a photo ticket showing him speeding away with a tornado close behind.
↓ TranscriptWith news of bee colony collapse and queen bees in high demand, Penguin tries to do the job by dressing as a queen bee.
↓ TranscriptIn front of a restroom door with a sign, "Customers Only" stands Penguin, in a puddle of his own.
↓ TranscriptPenguin performing in a comedy club, clearly bombing, says to the bored audience, "My mom loves that joke!"
Standing in a small bookstore with posters on the wall, :Read Banned Books” and “Support Local Bookstores”. The bookstore clerk responds to Penguin’s unknown query, ” We don’t carry YOUR kind of books here!”
↓ TranscriptStuck in my trusty VW camper van at an automated toll booth, poorly marked "out of order".









