Penguin driving his VW Westfalia camper van, “Beet”, listening to the radio. “You are tuned into “NPR” pirate radio. Just as pretentious but without the pledge drive.“
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Penguin sits at a local bookshop, ready to sign his new book. A “fan” asks for a signature, “Make it out to District Court”, “You’ve been served.”
Penguin realizes this is the moment he’s been looking forward to, “First sale!”
↓ TranscriptPenguin trying to fit in, dressed as Carson from Downton Abbey.
↓ TranscriptPenguin in British period Downton Abbey form.
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↓ TranscriptLeaving a Happy Place Market, Penguin faces an angry parking lot.
Penguin is working at an organic produce market. Grumpy “No Guy” brings an organic carrot to the register and says, “This one is dirty, I want a discount.”
↓ TranscriptGoing to a National Park, Penguin and Tip find themselves facing a military blockade with a sign, "National Parks, Budget Restrictions. Stay Out"
↓ TranscriptPenguin working on To Do list, categorized as Urgent and Eventually. Urgent: Buy air conditioner Buy ice maker Buy water filter Eventually: Recycle Reduce carbon footprint Consume less